Совершенно очевидно, что между участниками диалога существует...эм...мягко говоря... недопонимание ))
V.: Do you want me to ride on the wrong side?
P.: You are driving on the wrong side.
V.: But you said that I was driving on the right side.
P.: That is right. You are on the right, and that's wrong.
V.: A strange country! If right is wrong, I'm right when I'm on
the wrong side. So why did you stop me?
P.: My dear sir, you must keep to the left. The right side is the
left.
V.: It's like a looking-glass! I'll try to remember. Well, I want
to go to Bellwood. Will you kindly tell me the way?
P.: Certainly. At the end of this road, turn left.
V.: Now let me think. Turn left! In England left is right, and
right is wrong. Am I right?
P.: You'll be right if you turn left. But if you turn right, you'll
be wrong.
V.: Thank you. It's as clear as daylight.
(After G. C. Thornley)1